Hillary stumbles in NC

Hillary just loaned herself $6 mill to stay in the fight! Why the ego? Why the need for a legacy? She already has the bank account. NO ONE will ever change this country anyway. Why doesn't she just hide her money in the Caymans and live it up. In this world the scorecard is about the bank account. She ALREADY has a hefty one. Enjoy it..go on vacation. The ICE QUEEN can't win. If you need the spotlight that bad buy your own network and have a cooking show. It's a lot less stressful and people won't have a need to shoot you!

Torch runner

The psychopathical mind of a protester: "I think I'll call out today to go downtown to protest the Olympics"

NEWSFLASH Genius: The Olympics are stupid and you have zero influence over my desire to order out for Chinese when I get too lazy to cook for myself.

Eliot Spitzer

What makes our country AND the world a nasty place:

How many of those calling for the head of Eliot Spitzer have the same habit going on RIGHT NOW but haven't been exposed? He wouldn't be a normal out-of-control, hypocritical power guy if he didn't stumble over his own skeletons from time to time. BILL CLINTON commands 200K per speech in his retirement. To be a high profile power head means sacrifices of family BUT it's about the $$$. Expected behavior we should NOT judge because our skeletons have not been exposed..

Roger Clemens

WHO CARES???!!!!

Shouldn't our government concentrate on Bin Laden rather than baseball. Congress should stay out of sports. Arlen Spector calling out Bill Bellichick on Videogate. Do these guys need the spotlight that bad? Hey Mr. congressman, the camera guy obviously didn't show up on February 3rd!

MLB Steroids Report

C'mon now! If there was a pill or cream ANYWHERE to make the average athlete GREAT wouldn't we all be taking it for a shot at the big $$$$$$$$? Babe Ruth had his bourbon and smokes..Wilt Chamberlain had his hookers..Even Jerry Garcia had his acid for peak performance..OK so they're all dead..bad examples..Just let these guys rise to the level of the greatness that is expected of them for the outrageous $$ they're being paid. This will never stop. It may recede according to media exposure and testing but ultimately cheaters will infiltrate the game. That's life. Tell a cheater he can't do something and he'll find a way. If they want to eliminate performance enhancing substances maybe there should be a return to ordinary worker guy salaries like the old days of Willie Mays, Frank Robinson and whoever else you could name from the earlier eras. Players with money pressures like the rest of society will value their jobs more and be more under control to live their lives accordingly. The $$$ is out of control and no one is held accountable for daily living like the rest of us. Roger Clemens is a hall of fame level player as is Barry Bonds. NO asterisks**Let them be above the law, that's what we're paying for.

O.J.: "I should've killed Fred Goldman"

World renowned death opportunist, FRED GOLDMAN is suing a foreign website for providing free downloads of OJ's book: "IF I DID IT." Goldman says he has lost upwards to $150,000 dollars as the result of these downloads. Operators of the website basically responded to Goldman LLC as not being subject to US laws so piss off mister opportunist!" The Goldman family won 33 mill in the civil suit after OJ was aquitted on the murder charges. Interest on that judgement is up to 39 million already and the Goldmans have book rights on IF I DID IT'. With today's internet technology, free downloads and free access to anything, Fred Goldman should give it up. Be glad that OJ's under the judicial microscope 24/7 and has no life period. There is victory out there if FRED would stand back from the glow of worldly gain. OJ is imprisoned in our society. He pays the price every day. His fender benders result in CNN late breaking NEWS. Every move is reflected on Nancy Grace and court TV. It's over. MOVE on!

Phillies Trade a laff-errrr

Hey Phillies fans..you can lay off uncle Charlie about the sorry fortunes of the team. Advance scouting should be blamed on the 2008 direction of the team. Brad Lidge, the once fearsome closer for Houston before losing his job last season due to lack of confidence in his abilities (NOT INJURY) should carry his woes to the city of brother (sports)woes next season. Michael Bourn will end up a star in Houston. He's lightning fast and The Astros suck. Brett Myers, the current fearsome Phillies closer will leave that spot to rejoin the starting rotation. He's AWESOME when facing three or four hitters to end the game BUT he gets shelled after about four innings every time as a starter. DON'T end Myers promise as a big league winner in Philadelphia by mis placing him. He's a powerful, confident CLOSER. Best stuff with the fewest hitters. They figure him out pretty quickly after the first time through the batting order when he starts. PREDICTION: He'll be a mental case and traded to somebody in 2009! Are the Royals looking???