Phillies Trade a laff-errrr

Hey Phillies fans..you can lay off uncle Charlie about the sorry fortunes of the team. Advance scouting should be blamed on the 2008 direction of the team. Brad Lidge, the once fearsome closer for Houston before losing his job last season due to lack of confidence in his abilities (NOT INJURY) should carry his woes to the city of brother (sports)woes next season. Michael Bourn will end up a star in Houston. He's lightning fast and The Astros suck. Brett Myers, the current fearsome Phillies closer will leave that spot to rejoin the starting rotation. He's AWESOME when facing three or four hitters to end the game BUT he gets shelled after about four innings every time as a starter. DON'T end Myers promise as a big league winner in Philadelphia by mis placing him. He's a powerful, confident CLOSER. Best stuff with the fewest hitters. They figure him out pretty quickly after the first time through the batting order when he starts. PREDICTION: He'll be a mental case and traded to somebody in 2009! Are the Royals looking???