Have you smiled?

1). How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it

2). How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it

3). How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it

4). What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!

5).What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids

6). What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese

7).What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses

8). What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk

9). Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him

10). Why do blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog

11).What kind of coffee was served aboard the Titanic? Sanka

12). What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirtbag

13). Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down? They wore their belt buckle on their hat

Now admit it..At least one of these made you smile!